by SusanJensMom September 11, 2021

A Dirty Lindz is when a woman inserts a cucumber all the way inside of her vagina and crushes it with the force of her vaginal squeeze.
by DirtyLindz April 1, 2021

When a person uses a a giant object to gape someones ass. Then proceeds to grab a bowl until the ass ejects liquid.
by Blicky Sticci February 9, 2023

The act of engaging in coitus and, while in the midst of passion, the male defecates in his hand, pulls his penis out, rubs the excrement on his erect penis, and places it back inside the females vagina.
I gave her my dirty vegetable on Saturday, she didn't even know! My hand smelled like farts for 3 days.
by owlbattle May 14, 2014

Jacob: Dude! I hooked up with a Dirty Smellson last night
Jordan: gross
(in other words a Disgusting, Smelly, Sweat fest)
Jordan: gross
(in other words a Disgusting, Smelly, Sweat fest)
by jwall22 March 6, 2022

by Your local sex offender July 19, 2021

by MclovinHerrera January 23, 2022
