water soluble driving skills 

Driving skills that disappear the moment it starts raining. For unexplained reasons, this is more prevalent in areas that receive significant amounts of rain through the year. (Charleston, New Orleans, anywhere in Florida, etc)

I cannot handle being in traffic around all these people with water soluble driving skills, 1 raindrop hits their windshields and *everybody* slams on the brakes and starts driving like Grandma Moses.

water soluble driving skills by Sammy K Sarcasm December 14, 2018

water mafia 

super cool mafia that takes away your color fuck you stephen

the water mafia will take away stephen’s color

water mafia by watermafia February 24, 2019

water bunny 

A cute female who usually frequents aquatic environments. Water equal to {Snow Bunny}

That Water Bunny cute as hell.

water bunny by Djbg101 March 27, 2019

Water Dominated 

Strongly suggesting in a kinky, somewhat physical way that someone else remain hydrated.

Get on the floor, it’s time to be water dominated.

Water Dominated by blainedop June 28, 2019

Water Prado 

(Or Wado) A seafaring vehicle with the same rugged reliability, capabilities in all conditions, suitable for all occasions, and general value for money as a Toyota Prado. Example - Bertram Caribbean 26 Flybridge

Mate, buy a Water Prado. We can go cruising, fishing and party!

Water Prado by Bushmanbarry July 22, 2019

Water Cow 

Also known as Boat Cow. Has the most delicious, heavenly, godsent milk in the world that will cure any disease, including cancer. This cow is currently owned by Swedish youtuber PewDiePie.

Pewds: Thank you for the delicious milk, Boat Cow.
Water Cow: Moo.

Water Cow by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019

Water highdrant

A high water hydrant.

Man 1: "Oh, look, a water highdrant."
Man 2: "He looks high."
Man 1: "Yeah, that's why he's called a "water highdrant"."

Water highdrant by mr cock23 August 2, 2019