twat cane

The standard male penis or one that has a deviating angle towards the head.

She always has extraordinary orgasms due to her husband’s genetically perfect twat cane.

by Koeito August 02, 2023

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Desert twat

A dry vagina. When the vagina no longer gets "wet" when aroused. A vagina after menopause.

I hooked up with an older chick last night I had to lube her desert twat with spit.

by pradowhite72 June 02, 2015

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A vagina that has had shit wiped into it. Typical of women who wipe back to front.

DEAR GOD, I'M NOT EATING OUT THAT!!! YOU HAVE A DOODY TWAT!!!

by Doody Twat Hater March 17, 2010

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Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word

He teeter-twatted about lending me the money after the wife got wind of it.

by TwerkyWorder July 13, 2018

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Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

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by Debbiedukes December 20, 2016

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The hyphenated version of uber twat, which actually makes this a twice uber'ed twat...

Uber twat cannot even describe Ginger, she actually managed to fuck over the entire world just by being born... That would make her an uber-twat.

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