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Cooked

Basically another way of saying I’m screwed or in a bad situation; hopeless
I’m fucking cooked for this test bro
by the og ladibug May 7, 2024
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Cook

To create or work on something that is of good quality. A person may be "cooking" if they are concocting a plan, laying out an idea, or creating something in real life, as a cook does to food.

"To cook" often has a positive meaning. One might say "let him cook" when someone is concocting something well, or say "he is not cooking" if someone is creating something that is not of high quality. It may also be possible, however, to cook something badly, in which case one would say "do not let him cook".

This new definition of the word may derive from the idea of cooking in general, or more specifically in Breaking Bad when Walter White says "Jessie, we need to cook". The new definition of "to cook" has nothing to do with the new definition of the adjective "cooked". In fact, they can be contrasted, and to ask how someone is faring you could ask "are you cooking or cooked?"
A: The best way to eat pickles is with peanut butter.
B: What is blud blabbering about?
C: Hold on, he's onto something, let him cook.
B: Bro is not cooking 💀
by Hero of Milk April 16, 2024
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Pressure cooking

The totally intentional art of leaving a gnarly fart in your car with the AC on, then bouncing out and letting the summer heat turn that ride into a slow-cooked stink sauna. Basically, you’re turning the car into a marinating chamber of ‘eww’ on purpose, just to mess with your friends. When you come back, it’s like opening the door to a hotbox of pure regret. Enjoy!
Ugh, you gotta stop pressure cooking the car bro—now it smells like a hotbox of regret in here!
by elidaniel17 September 22, 2025
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vibe cooking

A style of cooking in which you go with the flow, use the recipe solely as a reference, and make most of it up as go, tasting along the way
I’m so glad I picked up vibe cooking, following the recipe exactly is so 2024.
by JefeTheChefe February 11, 2025
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cooked

fucked. not in a sexual way
P1: plays a game. notices its 1v4
P1: im cooked
by ZorenB2 May 17, 2025
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I’m cooked

A statement said when you’re in a situation where it’s most likely you'll lose or you’ll end up in a loss.
Teacher: today is the math test, this will count for 58% of your grade
Jerry: I’m cooked
by Pammmma March 8, 2024
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Cassidy Cooke

Never pees with the door shut
is a total mans name
people: did you see Cassidy Cooke last night
man who saw him pissing with the door open: i wish i didnt
by Finn Sky April 11, 2022
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