that’s cook!

when something seems like bullshit

“yo Ms.Cook totally gave me an F for that paper!”
“what?? that’s cook!”

by myriadofhair November 21, 2017

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

cooking dinner

a phrase said to encourage a dude to get home but also a veiled threat.

Elaine texted him she "cooking dinner" as an incentive for him to get home.

by atraiudesica December 18, 2016

Cooked

The act of turning yourself into a potato from drug use.

Guy #1: Trevor used to he a great guy before he started smoking meth. The guy walks down the street talking to himself speaking Jibberish.
Guy #2: Yeah he's pretty fucking cooked.

by Brendan Preemdarts June 18, 2022

im cooking

when youre doing really good at something

Gerald: DUDE IM COOKING
Rodney: REAL BRO YOU CARRIED THAT WIN

by BurritoBunny March 30, 2024

Caleb cook

A wonderful person that it very love and have a lot talent

Caleb Cook is the best

by anonymous December 21, 2021

Cooking pot

When you spread a males ass and stick the handle of a cooking pot in it while your dick is in the ass as well. While fucking the male in the ass you shit in to the cooking pot that’s handle is inserted in the ass.

I cooking pot the big black man I was fucking

by Gcockkk October 23, 2023