studting

Studying while also being a stud

Derek did some top-notch studting at the party. He was studying the babe's knockers like a stud.

by doctordiesel January 10, 2010

Studifying

To have created something appropriate for a student.

The website designer arranged the interface, by studifying it.

by Normski41 February 8, 2010

Studio Sow

Similar to the Space Hog, the Studio Sow wants to be a tattoo artist and only wants to tattoo what they want to do but they are never happy with anything and constantly cry and moan about their situation.

Like the Bearded Lady, the Studio Sow will complain about their situation and never do anything to improve it.

The Studio Sow wastes the time of the customer trying to get a tattoo unless it's something they want to do. The Studio Sow wastes the time of the shop owner and the real tattoo artists by not tattooing and taking up resources and space in the studio. The Studio Sow will whine and complain constantly degrading the morale of the studio and destroying the business. Rarely showing up for work on time and often calling in sick, but unashamed to come in on their day off and do a free tattoo on their friend. The Studio Sow will moan about not having money but turn away customers because he is not into doing the design they ask for.

"That guy never comes in on time, complains that he never does any 'cool' tattoos, misses at least one day a week and tattoos his friends for free! He is a useless studio sow!"

by Bigote Grande May 9, 2011

Studying Four

Studying method in which the student utilizes flashcards and copious amounts of sugary alcohol to learn test vocab in college. For every card he or she guesses right, he or she takes a drink of four loko.

"Not now man, I'm studying four my vocab test." "Oh ya I had to study four two tests and a midterm last night"

by ilikethebums October 30, 2011

Students Offering Support

A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.

Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!

by PissedOffTutor April 29, 2012

Student Masher

A middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. He's not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.

I think my prof is hitting on the sexy chick in the third row.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.

by Tennessee Bill March 3, 2014

student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014