Alabama Shuffle

During sex a woman hops off and gets on your thighs and straddles it while farting on you.

Dude! My wife finally did the Alabama Shuffle on me last night. That ass rip was smelly though!

by Jaboy9998 July 22, 2020

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

Hollywood shuffle

The (Hollywood Shuffle) is when a nice guy pursues a girl who then proceeds to friend zone or ignore him. These females then tend to go for the hollywood types and eventually try to crawl back to the nice guy after being abused & reused.

Look at Nicole, she did the hollywood shuffle with Adam.

by Jonny 411 September 13, 2020

Shit Shuffle

A spontaneous, bodily jerk or twitch that occurs whilst defecating.

“Man, I took a fat shit today. Even had a Shit Shuffle after letting it out.”

by PeePeeMustard January 19, 2021

Vagina Shuffle

The vagina shuffle was a dance created and popularized by 2 members of the TikTok group @stoopidawesomegirls. It was created in 2018 and involves a group of people standing in a line, with one leg up on either a couch, table, or wall. Other dancers one by one, crawl through the legs of the people in the line, and get spanked as they crawl through. It is common to shout "oh yeah! vagina shuffle!" as the dance is going.

"Morgan, get over here! The vagina shuffle is starting!"
"Dang Anna, you slapped my ass really hard during the vagina shuffle earlier."

by shufflegirl April 28, 2021

Connectworks Shuffle

After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.

Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.

by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021

Irlam shuffle

When you are touching cloth but the faeces in your back passage is of a pure liquid state so you have to squeeze your buttocks to maintain water tightness.

Ey up there goes Dave doing the Irlam Shuffle, he's got a 50/50 chance of making the shitters at that pace!

by Vorest-avenger December 19, 2021