pearl shower

pearl necklace in golden shower form.

man i gave her such a great pearl shower. she was glistening afterward.

by plplplplplplplpl January 6, 2009

Cockblock Shower

When a guy is getting a blowjob from a chick at a party and another chick pours beer over their heads to stop the activity.

Jill was totally going down on Drew until MaryAnn gave them a Cockblock Shower.

by Definition Guy August 7, 2009

eat pizza in the shower

According to Jamie Foxx, if you eat pizza in the shower and don't feel anything, you are not gay.

Jamie Foxx: "I'm not gay...A lot of people say that I'm gay and that doesn't bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I'm secure with myself."

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Person: "No, he's so not gay. He can eat pizza in the shower and not feel anything."

by sprawling urban metropolis April 23, 2010

Shower Curtain

The act of running the shower to mask the sound of a shit.

It was taco night, and Amy had friends over, so when she paid a trip to the restroom she used a shower curtain.

by Nopolitician November 17, 2013

Shower Cum

When you jizz in the shower and it gets all stringy and weird

Robbie: why does shower cum happen?
Charles: hell if I know

by HTW92565 March 20, 2016

shower-sharking

Shower-sharking: Looking for deviant sex in community showers by mentally ill perverts I.E. the gym or military training facilities.

Ktard was kicked out of the military for shower-sharking and licking the debris off the shower drains.

by Coolguy Canuck August 16, 2016

Shower

Something YOU should do right now. Put down your phone. There you go. Now go shower! Wash your hair!

How was the shower?

Ew you smell go shower!

by BobaSippingCactus October 27, 2018