rusty falcon

to crap upon thee with great disdain, requiring significant elevation, while channeling the great native American spirit being of the falcon.

I said no salt, NO SALT. I could rusty falcon the guacamole...

by Mortimer von Grundle-Smith September 28, 2008

Rusty Trumpet

When a woman (or man) is giving a Man a blow job while humming (like a trumpet) and using three fingers to stimulate the balls.

The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart.

Man: Hey baby, you want to give me a rusty trumpet?

Woman: What's that?!?!

Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka!

by Wocka Wocka Wocka August 21, 2009

rusty harmonica

Giving a woman a rimjob, and a reach around. Often involves blowing in the butt cheeks.

I gave your sister a rusty harmonica.

by butthead December 4, 2005

Rusty Sanchez

Much like the dirty sanchez but a reversal. While giving head the woman sticks her finger in her bloody vagina and then smears it on the guys upper lip.

The were such a cute couple with their matching sanchezes... her with the dirty sanchez, him with the rusty sanchez.

by JSAD June 23, 2008

rusty flute

felatio after anal sex. AKA a hot carl.

Damn your sister is a freak. After I banged her as she gave me a rusty flute.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

rusty chandelier

The act of shoving your fist into someone's anus, and then opening it up, causing it to look like, and rusty chandelier.

Cindy had never felt the kind of discomfort she felt when Kyle gave her the old rusty chandelier.

by J-Ho402 February 24, 2008

Rusty Camel

A sexual act in which an ugly red headed person gives you oral pleasure and spits the ejaculatory fluid back onto you.

Johanna got so wasted last night and Rusty Cameled Drew

by Adam "Sneak Attack" Selby October 29, 2008