Monday

The day you are not allowed to be broken up with on.

Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Girl: You can't it's a Monday

by thehoneyofthebees November 1, 2021

mondelaying

The art of doing nothing for an extended period of time

What you doing?

Nothing much. Just mondelaying

by Mondelaying November 3, 2021

Monday mourning

The feeling of irritability, anxiety, and depression that results from being faced with 5 whole working days before the next weekend

Colleague: “Good morning, how are you today?”
Me: I’m Monday mourning so please go F yourself “

by jjcm November 7, 2021

monday

best cat girl ever

yooo you see monday around she the best

by MONDADTADYADYYDA November 19, 2021

Monday Night Pedro

The act of sexual intercourse within a vehicle.

“If I score a hatrick tonight my girlfriend will let me pull a Monday Night Pedro”

by NaterTheHater November 20, 2021

mondarius

Sneaky but loves hard

Mondarius is sneaky

by anonymous November 21, 2021

mondir

Perfection: Someone you'd be lucky to have.
Someone you should be grateful for having in your life.

Why is Mondir so amazing?

by EvilBanana November 22, 2021