Steven Jones

Steven Jones is a man with a really thick Welsh accent and a mad hairy beard which can turn any man gay then but then back to being straight since the kiddy fiddler is behind them.

Steven's most iconic lines is "WHO'S COATS THAT JACKET" and "GET OUT THE CANTEEN"

Some Peasant : OI, sir can we do a practical today?
Steven Jones : OI CUNT SHUT IT, now back to evolution.
Some other Peasant : THAT'S FALSE GOD AND FLAT EARTH IT'S ALL CONNECTED!!!!

by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018

Alex Jones

An angry tomato who somehow found his way onto a stage and was given a tv show and host of infowars, Alex Jones is known for believing frogs are gay because of chemicals (spoiler alert they were always gay), shouting at grieving parents, being unable to grasp simple concepts like empathy, and for making ads for anything and everything toxic masculinity

I just found out Steve watches infowars, no wonder he’s turning into an angry tomato like Alex Jones.

by Blob the bi frog god December 3, 2022

joneser

Also see Bum Drunk, One who will stop at nothing to render what ever he is "Jonesing" for.

Fucking Joneser was Jonesing last night, What a fucking fiend

by Dr. Know October 16, 2003

Alex Jones

An insane and hallarious conspericy theorist that famously said "they're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the fricking frogs gay." After that, it was a surprise that anyone took him seriously, but apparently people did, so much so that it directly cause multiple terrorist attacks, leading to the memelord himself being banned from every social media to date.

"Alex Jones is absolutely hallarious. It's a shame that so many idiots take his insane rants seriously."

by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021

mike jones

a rapper whose music shows a heavy influence from "timmy" the retarded kid in the wheel chair on south park.
borrowing from timmy's style, mike jones decided to say his name repeatedly, and often even in different tones as well. amazing.

timmy: timmy!!
mike jones: mike jones bitch!

by rilesworth September 8, 2006

jigaboo jones

a homeless black person that sits on the corner and calls passing civilians Mr.Jones

"Hey Frank look at that Jigaboo Jones"

by Kelly Swatek March 29, 2008

Jonestown

A small town in Lebanon county, PA. It's extremely boring. There are no average income or normal people living there. Children from Jonestown are eather spoiled rotten good-for-nothings or poor and live off of welfare the rest of their lives. Very few honest people grow up in Jonestown. It is highly advised that you do NOT move here.

kid 1: You wanna go chill in Jonestown today?
kid 2: haha, the only thing I go there for is to get drugs, you seriously want to hang out in THAT boring place?

by DJHampsterDance December 30, 2010