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jerk and curl

It is when a guy curls a dumbell in one hand and strokes his cock in the other.
Spencer was jerk and curling when Michelle called. He didn't answer because his hands were full.
by The Day is Mine October 2, 2007
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jerked-off

when a jerk gets voted of a reality show
Man that celebrity apprentice when Donald Trump jerked-off Garry Busey was a real great watch.
by Shafty McJonhson October 14, 2011
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Circle-Jerker

A girl/woman who flirts her ass off with one of ya' boys, bein a cock tease, playin head games leading him on in anticipation, and/or screwing around with him sexually, then droppin him like an egg and doin the same shit with your other boys' in your tight knit "circle of friends"
Dude I cant believe you actually thought she liked you and was into you! She's goin around fucking with all of us!! She' just a fuckin' circle-jerker!!
by ShawnJoe February 27, 2008
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circle jerker

A bunch of guys standing around nolan, and masterbating on his face.
Nolan didn't know what a circle jerker was, so a bunch of guys showed him, and he liked it a lot.
by Nolan M April 12, 2006
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Jerkel

That guy that everyone knows who is a complete nerd. He is smarter than you, and he rubs it in your face constantly.
Jerk + SteveUrkel = Jerkel
Dude: That kid that sits in the front row of class always scores higher than me.
Chick: Don't worry. That jerkel will never get laid.
Dude: Sounds fair to me.
by FantanaSmith November 4, 2007
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jerk job

When things start out as jerking yourself off, and end with either a hand job or blow job.
When she found me fondling the morning wood, she joined in and swallowed. It was a jerk job.
by Vixxxen February 1, 2008
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Jerk-off Diet

Also referred to as "Jerk-off fasting", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.
Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off Diet!"

Brian: "Good idea!"
by Black Foot July 9, 2010
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