guitarded

One who is completely lacking in Guitar Hero skills.

Dude, is that guy drunk or is he just guitarded?

by Bigbillystyle January 6, 2008

Guitar Hero Effect

The phenomena which occurs after desperately trying to either pass or 5 star a song in Guitar Hero / Rock Band / or any other music game.

After trying for what seems like ages, then giving up for an extended period of time (usually when a new Halo/CoD comes out or something). You return to the song and easily complete your objective.

I could not for the life of me, 5 star Free Bird. I gave up and played Halo 3 for a few weeks. I came back Guitar Hero Effect came into play and I easily achieved my 5 star.

by Mr. Banana Grabberz January 18, 2011

Guitar Wanker

Also known as the Power Chord Rape, where a person continously plays power chords on there guitar. It also applies to Bass Players who just play the Root Notes, there known as, wait there not even known at all or even heard for that matter. He's just the guy jerking it in the back who wishes he had a significant effect on the band like Les Claypool (Primus) or Geezer Butler (Black Sabbath) did in there bands. ex. Bass player who's never heard- Any Mainstream "Rock" Band or "Punk" Band.
Though Guitar Wanking/Power Chord Rape can be okay at times, it is acceptable only if you add a kick ass guitar solo, or even a guitar solo for that matter to the song.
Guitar Wankers that I recommand listening to are:
Kurt Cobain- Nirvana
Greg Ginn- Black Flag
Steve Jones- Sex Pistols
Johnny Ramone- The Ramones
James Iha- Smashing Pumpkins

Those are just a few examples, I'd recommand Punk, Hardcore Punk or even some Rock Music. So I hope you enjoy there wanking.

Example of one of the good Guitar Wankers.

Guy: Dude! Dude! Listen to Kurt Cobain wank that Guitar!
Guy 2: Oh shit here comes the solo!
Guy: Oh my god! Kurt's guitar has reached orgasm.
Guy 2: I had an orgasm in my ears too!
Guy: ahhh geez... hmm, lets listen to some Megadeth now!
Guy 2: Jesus, we're music whores.
Guy: Well, its better than being a Justin Bieber whore.
Guy 2: Yeah true.

Note: Bands posted are friggen awesome.

by Pure Fun August 13, 2010

dentist guitar

The kind of guitar your dentist would play. Typically a repetitive, badly played, two chord "song"

I just couldn't get into the practicing tonight. All I could play was dentist guitar

by Bungalow Bill December 23, 2001

Guitarheroitia

The moving of calcium to the tips of the fingers

Playing guitar hero for 6 days strait thats Guitarheroitia

by atticusfunk January 19, 2008

guitarmac

1. The surface on which one typically plays guitar. Does not have to be an actual tarmac or similar item. Can be used during practice, concert, or jamming.

I sat on my guitarmac to test my new riff. I fell asleep on there too. Good thing my bed is my guitarmac.

by mellowfellow February 25, 2009

guitaring

v. the act of turning up the volume of your amp to max while playing to annoy your neighbors

Friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm guitaring!
Friend: Wont that annoy the neighbors?
Me: Thats the point.

by Tee Hee? July 21, 2009