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Florida State fuckboy

A total asshole who hates all things Florida Gators and acts like he doesn’t even care!
UF Fan “ I know for a fact that guy wearing garnet and gold over there is an Florida State fuckboy he hates all things University Of Florida and doesn’t give a fuck about it he doesn’t even care!

Five year fuckboy phase 

A period every girl or guy goes through , when they date or are attracted to fuckboys . Usually happens within your twenties , and lasts about 5 years
Ugh , why are guys like this?”

- Babe , you’re in the five year fuckboy phase

Gold Tier Fuckboy 

A fuckboy who has a micropenis. Not only that but he has a lot of talk for a kid with the smallest known schlong in the universe.

A big disappointment to the girls who they convince to sleep with them.
Harry: Hey, you know Nick is a gold tier fuckboy right?

Vanessa: What's that?

Harry: He'll tell you he can rock your world with the biggest dick you've ever seen but in reality, he can't because it's a micropenis.

autistic fuckboy 

orginal fuckboy 

For our known existence the male species has always been superior. The original fuckboy is the pioneer of fuckboys. They're dated back to the times of male groups. There ancestors are players, pimps and douchbags. When they step into a room full of fuckboys? Fuckboys give grattitude and comments to original fuckboys. Grace them with respect and orginal fuckboys share there stories of pussy conquerings. The original fuckboys are near extinct because of relationships and cheap condoms.
I use to be a fuckboy, now im an original fuckboy. I invented all those tricks homie...

Original fuckboy- the pioneers of fuckboys
Orginal fuckboy are the founding father of fuckboys around the world.
orginal fuckboy by juni16 May 6, 2016

Glorified Fuckboy 

A guy that has been given/assumed the title of boyfriend but behaves like a fuckboy.

He will do things such as; Claim that he only likes you, but compare you to other girls, ignores your feelings and tells you that you're being sensitive, let's you pay for stuff then barely says thank you, says he likes parts of you(i.e. "I like your face but everything else needs work").
I called him my boyfriend but, in reality he was just a glorified fuckboy.