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pick and flap maneuver 

The cure for a hot anchor. To execute the pick and flap maneuver, grasp your pants and underwear between your thiumb and forefinger near the hot anchor, pick (pull) the garments away from your butt cheek and gently flap the material so that it doesn't re-attach itself.
I had a serious hot anchor, so I had to do the pick and flap maneuver.
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Brazilian Flap Jack 

Occurs when, after cumming on your partner's chest, you gather the semen into a pool resembling a pancake on the griddle. You allow the cum to dry, then peel off the pancake and eat it (or, if you like, share it with your partner).
We thought about going out for breakfast, but decided to stay in and share some Brazilian Flap Jacks.
Brazilian Flap Jack by DougD December 28, 2008
Flabs- fat-abs
The opposite of abs

Flabs=awsome

I love this word😍😍😍
Omg look at my fab Flabs. Like lol. #awesome word
Flabs by Pubs September 23, 2014
Word of the Day on September 24, 2014

gird flap 

A piece of dangling skin attached to a woman's labia. Often resembeling a piece of beef jerky yet shaped like a third lip like attachment.
L Skagg: "Hey Bleet... I'd like to spread Suzy and give her a good rogering!"

Bleet: "I dunno L Skagg. Johnny said Suzy has a gird flap the size of a roast beef!"
gird flap by L Skagg December 1, 2005
Last night I went to a Techno club and it smelled like sweaty flaps.
Flap by MrCool Turnage January 10, 2012

crusty vagina flap 

When a woman goes without showering for a long period of time her vagine flaps develope a sort of crust that oderous. If this happens ladies, SHOWER IMMEDIETLY!
"Daayymm that chick i banged last night had a nasty case of crusty vagina flap!"

Vagina Flap 

The massive flap of fat that hangs over a woman's vagina. Also known as a "butt in the front."
Dude, did you see Lindsay's vagina flap?!