FACEDRUNKING

THE ACT OF FACEBOOKING WHILE DRUNK,ONLY TO DISCOVER NOTHING YOU DID MAKES SENSE"

LISA WAS FACEDRUNKING LAST NIGHT ONLY TO DISCOVER SHE HAD BEEN WRITING ON HER BOSSES TIMELINE

by LEOJ THE GIRAFFE June 5, 2017

Flacid Burns

The act of secretly ejaculating into one’s trousers out of excitement before sexual intercourse, thus forcing a bout of floppy wiener sex.

Fuck, that hot broad from The Home Depot gave me the Flacid Burns. I had to traverse that pussy limp.

by Dr Lister III November 7, 2017

Flacidation

The act of being preparado to sustain the power of the ding dong.

Everybody shall kneel before this word of divinity

“Toby said:

-Today I held my urge to fap!
His friend John answered:
-Don’t you mean self-flacidation?”

by TheFakeTaxiDude February 24, 2019

flamedude210

Flamedude210 Is A Known Ark Player On The Xbox Offical Small Tribes Servers, FlameDude210 Is So Overpowered That The Enemy’s Greatly Fear Him. FlameDude210 is Known To Be In VSCO Girls And Against #Dont Panic And Pheonix Rising.

*Sentence 1*

Person 1: “OMG ITS FLAMEDUDE210”
Person 2: “QUICK WE NEED 255

*Sentence 2*
Daddy Killer: “ Be Like FlameDude210 We Need All Of You Tryna Make Plays Like He Does”

by CaraPan February 24, 2021

Faced

When you put your hand over somebody's face.

When I walked into the kitchen and saw that baby, I faced it so hard. He almost started crying.

by The White Kevin Cosner February 4, 2021

facedown friday

face down, ass up, thats the way we like to friday

Bro, it's facedown friday!

by kpinreallife May 21, 2021

faced

to give more face than (be prettier than/ rank someone out who doesn't have as good of a face)

person 1: yeah, zack chose sophie over sarah
person 2: i mean.. i would've too
person 1: true bro sophie totally faced her

by anonymous June 2, 2022