Terrestrial mammal spending most of days sleeping or playing xbox with hands placed just under the waistband of his pants. May be recognized by its distinctive cough/yell mating call or its "ehhhhhhhhhhhh shit" call upon sitting.
by Chris Nease November 28, 2006
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A hairy rodent-like girl with fungus on her chin that likes setting up meetings with a nice guy, only to stand him up over and over again. She is conceited and only cares of what the "cool" kids think of her.
Zahra Alburqat --the ditcher-- saw Ali sitting on the bus in the same seat she told him to meet her at, when Zahra noticed he was sitting across from the "cool" kids, she ignored Ali's polite "hello" and walked passed him as if no one was talking to her and sat on some cool kid's lap and starting to suck on his fungus infected ear since the only seat left was next to Ali and he had clean ears.
by xp_neo_xp April 15, 2009
Get the Ditcher mug.A friend or aquaintance that constantly {flakes} out or lies about having a prior engagement, just so they can go have sex in a hot tub.
UGH! Jason is such a ditchy pants, I know he had sex with his step sister instead of hanging out with us!!!
by marrissaisawhore June 12, 2006
Get the ditchy pants mug.1. One who spends their time creating entries in online dictionaries with the intent to defame others.
2. Likeminded people who reinforce this behavior by adding repetitive and intellectually challeged definitions.
3. Moonbats who create bogus definitions purely for propaganda's sake.
2. Likeminded people who reinforce this behavior by adding repetitive and intellectually challeged definitions.
3. Moonbats who create bogus definitions purely for propaganda's sake.
by Riytee February 21, 2006
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3 pts. if you catch it 1 handed
2 pts. if you catch it with 2 hands
1 pt. if you catch it against your body
A "point" is known as a datch.
3 pts. if you catch it 1 handed
2 pts. if you catch it with 2 hands
1 pt. if you catch it against your body
A "point" is known as a datch.
Gabe: I have 7 datches... you?
Trevor: I only i have 3. I suck.
Jesse: Im a douche bag.
hahahahaha
Gabe: Datching is tight. It is a very balling sport.
Trevor: I only i have 3. I suck.
Jesse: Im a douche bag.
hahahahaha
Gabe: Datching is tight. It is a very balling sport.
by Gabe Glasser April 23, 2007
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