Gaping Diarrhea

Diarrhea so bad that it widens your asshole open to let everything spill out in a single push.

Person 1: "You were screaming really loud, what happened?"
Person 2: Gaping Diarrhea

by Mannyfeats February 29, 2024

Dishpan Diarrhea

n: a condition in which one has a sudden urge to go to the bathroom when it’s time to clear the table and clean the dishes after dinner.

Dude what? Don't tell me he has dishpan diarrhea again! It's so annoying that he never wants to help clean up after dinner.

by Coolmom1982 March 15, 2024

Vampire diarrhea

A woman on her period is experiencing vampire diarrhea

My buddy likes to eat his girlfriend out on her period, bro loves that vampire diarrhea

by Ratpoccia June 27, 2024

Japanese Diarrhea

The kind of shit that happens the morning after you eat an entire Tornado Roll and half a Catamount Roll and the ginger and wasabi that comes with it.

"I thought you were leaving your house at 9."
"Sorry, The Japanese Diarrhea got me."

by The Picklefather February 22, 2026

Shrek Diarrhea'd

Getting green slime poured onto you, similar to what Nickelodeon does at the Kids' Choice Awards.

I got Shrek Diarrhea'd at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, and it was awesome.

by GoGo_Gadget March 1, 2026

auntie diaries word

Referral for "faggot" without saying the word directly. Also references the song Auntie Diaries by Kendrick Lamar, where he uses the direct word several times.

why cant i say auntie diaries word i like men

by DrShamrock November 15, 2024

Medieval Diarrhea

The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.

Seek medical attention if you develop medieval diarrhea.

by Detroitrockcity November 20, 2024