acoustic coupler

1) An old-fashioned telecommunications device that makes digitally-encoded sounds to be received and interpreted through a telephone handset. The acoustic coupler had two rubber cups that fitted the "mouthpiece" and "earpiece of an old-fashioned phone "receiver".

2) A person who makes a lot of noise during sex.

"My phone won't fit the rubber cups on this acoustic coupler"

"Britney had her boyfriend round overnight and I couldn't get to sleep. She's such an acoustic coupler"

by Terroin May 19, 2014

Post couple

Fake couple; one is there to catch the rebound
Unrealistic

They aren't perfect they are a post couple

by ANONNNNNNNN December 30, 2014

Period Couple

a boyfriend and girlfriend who both appear to be on their period when they are with or without each other.

Yo, Sarah and Timmy are a period couple!

by Fuck yes May 21, 2015

Dirty Cobbler

The Dirty Cobbler is a three part culinary experience. Part one (the crumble): The base of the cobbler must be constructed, this may involve a number of techniques dependent on resources available. A female base, requires the base individual to refrain from washing her vagina for 3-5 days in order to build a healthy yet fresh crust, that can be crumbled using fingers – dependent on taste. A male base, involves intentionally reducing effort in wiping one’s anus (2-4 days) in order to leave winnets, these can be hardened in direct contact with sun light – dependent on taste. If time constraints prevail both genders may choose the short option of placing a digestive biscuit (cookie) into a plastic bag and crumbling by hitting it with a rolling pin, penis or penises, before placing this in the orifice of your choice.

Part two (the fruit sauce), the other person must eat 300g of Peaches, Pineapple, or Mango 6-8 hours before, then proceed to ejaculate onto the pre-made cobbler base.

Part Three (dining), The completed cobbler is then eaten by the ejaculator, spoon fed to the base individual, or consumed by an interested third party.

Darling, shall we make a dirty cobbler when the Browns come for dinner this Friday?

Yes what a lovely idea, would you prefer a natural or biscuit base?

by Spit, Helmet Madness & Banana July 4, 2015

Asshole couple

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.

The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.

by Bruins mallow September 8, 2015

spy couple

When two people are dating on the down low because they are so madly in love with each other.

Brendan and Elise Carroll are the perfect spy couple

by An0nym0u5 ;) :) January 1, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie with his bare butt and wiggles

Can you get the video of Steve doing a squat cobbler?

by JCohen175 September 3, 2016