cophine
The painfully cute lesbian couple from the TV show Orphan Black. The people in the couple are Cosima Niehaus and Delphine Cormier, played by Tatiana Maslany and Evelyne Brochu.
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copesplaining
Person 1 - Did you hear about Nick Rekieta going to Hedonism 2?
Person 2 - Yeah, he was copesplaining everything on his livestream last night.
Person 2 - Yeah, he was copesplaining everything on his livestream last night.
copesplaining by Sally78 February 1, 2023
Coprophage
This means, quite literally, “one who eats faeces”. French beef farmers, supplying meat for export, feed their cattle human faeces as a cheap food as it contains large amounts of partially digested cellulose and thereafter the cows exhibited coprophagic behaviour. Under certain conditions dogs also develop coprophagic behaviour, but this can be prevented, and cured, by feeding them tinned pineapple!
The use of the term has expanded to describe someone who, while not very clever or good at their job, is always smarming round the boss. The sort of behaviour exhibited is:
1. laughing excessively at the smallest joke;
2. apparently sharing the same interests and hobbies as the boss;
3. getting the boss tea or coffee without being asked;
4. sending the boss Christmas and Birthday cards, often with a gift attached;
Exactly the sort of behaviour that makes you think that if the boss crapped on their desk they’d eat it and swear it was ambrosia. These people are usually mediocre to poor performers and its only their relationship with the boss that keeps them from being potted.
The use of the term has expanded to describe someone who, while not very clever or good at their job, is always smarming round the boss. The sort of behaviour exhibited is:
1. laughing excessively at the smallest joke;
2. apparently sharing the same interests and hobbies as the boss;
3. getting the boss tea or coffee without being asked;
4. sending the boss Christmas and Birthday cards, often with a gift attached;
Exactly the sort of behaviour that makes you think that if the boss crapped on their desk they’d eat it and swear it was ambrosia. These people are usually mediocre to poor performers and its only their relationship with the boss that keeps them from being potted.
“Malcolm’s just given the boss a big birthday card and a present, so I told him he was a perfect coprophage. The twat looked at me as if I’d just paid him a compliment.”
“You did. Nothing about that wanker is perfect.”
“You did. Nothing about that wanker is perfect.”
Coprophage by AKACroatalin March 16, 2019
Coproaches
aka Hong Kong police officers, notorious for their brutalities and excessive force, not to mention they are infamous for dirty jobs and shady businesses, people think they’re just nastier than cockroaches being cops in this way, so there you have it, coproaches.
“Hey look, there’re a bunch of coproaches over there, let’s get a move on, otherwise they will use tear gas for no reason or just because they wanted. Or both. Let’s not risk it.”
Coproaches by Captain Tripz January 5, 2020
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copystrike
Se-seriously? You said that? I'm gonna copystrike this guy, just for that word. Gonna copystrike him. Yo! Can we copystrike PewDiePie's latest video, like right now? He called us twitch thots! Can we copystrike him right now? Copystrike PewDiePie's latest video, right now, like right now! Right. Fucking. Now!
copystrike by Potatou June 8, 2018