soul cancer

When something makes you cringe so bad it gives you stage 4 soul cancer.

"Your post gave me soul cancer"
or
"Your post gave me stage 4 soul cancer"

by User666999 February 16, 2017

Sila Maria Calderon

The soon-to-be former governor of Puerto Rico and the reason(Along with the bitchy female team from The Apprentice 2) why female empowerement and decency is going down the drain.

It wasn't Hurricane Jeanne who blacked out all of Puerto Rico and caused the death of all those poor handicapped people who needed life-support machines to live--it was Sila.

by vgerx2001 October 8, 2004

Cancer

A less deadly version of AIDS

You: Bro, I just got diagnosed with cancer.
Friend: Hey man, it could be worse, you could get the true form, AIDS

by J_sh April 24, 2009

cancer

A common disease in Western culture, due to vital vitamin B17 deficiency. B17 is banned in the US by the FDA.

Apricot & apple seeds prevent cancer.

by LookUpWatergate August 13, 2011

Eleanor Calder

She is Louis Tomlinson's girlfriend. She is influences on social networks and owns 2 adorable dogs who are called Clifford and Bruce. She is very nice even though she has a problematic past, she is nonetheless human and makes mistakes like everyone else.

"Ho no! Larries are attacking Eleanor Calder again!"

by Leavethegirlaloneplease October 30, 2020

Cancer

Often used on the internet, cancer is a term given to anything shitty or annoying. The word "Aids" is also used in the same fashion, but doesn't have the same effect. Usually the word "fucking" comes before it in most uses.

-People with fucking minecraft bookbags are cancer.
-I hate golf, it's absolute fucking cancer.
-No, of course not, that's fucking cancer.

by can sir August 13, 2015

Eleanor calder

A model,influencer,a actress in movie, blogger for trendpear and FabuLOUIS girl. She is the definition of perfect and beauty.

Eleanor calder is not beard, she is a human, who has heart of gold, smartest and funniest girl you'll ever meet.

by Just fan October 31, 2020