White Blight

Similar to yellow fever, but when a person of color (“POC”) has an extreme preference for the whites.

Another lax bro, Mia? Damn girl, you’ve got a nasty case of white blight!

by Namanjeet June 5, 2021

Regulus Black

Regulus Arcturus Black. The younger brother of Sirius Black, he is fan cast as Timothee Chalamet. He is everyone's favourite Black, the unsung hero with a life story almost impossible to read without crying at.

Regulus Black is the best character to exist.

by Mischief ManagedI November 23, 2021

learner's block

The inability for a certain period of time to learn something, no matter how hard you try. When the block is broken, you are able to learn again.

Man, I couldn't get how to do this for an hour, but I must have had learner's block, because it was sooo simple.

by Russel Gauthier April 8, 2007

Pulling a blind man

When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.

Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.

Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!

by standup69 May 9, 2013

Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.

He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

by Monsterilla May 10, 2020

The air was filled with smoke and blood

Rome was weak

The air was filled with smoke and blood. The line of patricians retreating away from their once great city was most reminiscent of a funeral ritual. Some were crying. Many were angry. Many were wounded.

by 4tt1laL0v3r March 26, 2021

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019