Bald

Alpha bio

Bro did u hear alpha bio shaved his head? Hes totally bald now

by Alpha bios child69 July 25, 2022

Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure

His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried

by Dat laddy July 26, 2022

Bald Pigeon

While having vaginal intercourse, after the male ejaculates into the female, she then climbs to an elevated position and drips semen onto his bald head. Creating the illusion of a pigeon shitting on someone.

"Clara and I had a wild evening. First we had dinner, then after we made love she suprised me with a bald pigeon".

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Bald

A person who lacks common sense.

"Dude youre malding."
"What does that mean?"
"Where is that?"
"Bald."

by AldingGOD August 15, 2022

Bald Orloff

When you shave each other’s nuts and then, using the shaving lotion as lubricant, you slide your balls into each other’s asshole. This typically works best with two older men.

Hey Brian. Let’s go the the bathroom and slide into a bald Orloff

by Carlos Carlos August 26, 2022

Baldini

A fictitious brand of Italian racing tires known for having little to no tread. See Bologna Skins.

John needs a new set of tires, he's riding on Baldinis!

by AWeb740 September 6, 2022

Baldan

usually mongolian farmer whose famous in that province if u come to mongolia and ask do you know baldan they will say yes definitely

:did you see Baldan bro?
:yes he is cooking boodog

by kyuuuuu<3 September 6, 2022