bagel

A sex toy for hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.

Goes well with avocado.

healthy donut

damn, that hobo is really going all out on that bagel. Must have run out of girls

by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022

bagel

A sex toy used by hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.
Also, tasty food that makes my tummy happy.

Damn that hobo is really going all out on that bagel.

by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022

Bagel

A seagull that flies over a bay

Bro, look at the huge bagel!

by Exam ,m ndxd January 10, 2022

Bagel

Bagel means a small chode (dick), it is used as an excuse when one of the homies sends a dick pic by accident.

‘What was that’
‘Dude it was just a picture of a bagel’

by Blagblog January 11, 2022

Bagel

American donut

That's a bagel

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022

Baged_U

Baged_U: A cute ass nigga that looks like Jesus himself

Ozzie: You see that cute ass nigga he looks like a Baged_U
SadMemeKids: I want that Baged_U so bad he's so dreamy

by Thick_Ozzie02 January 23, 2022

bagel eater

Slang term for a Jewish person

Those Bagel eaters sure do cut a mean diamond.

by Jimmy frank February 3, 2022