Volunteers

The people you blame for not publishing your Urban Dictionary definition

Bob: Those fucking volunteers at Urban Dictionary turned down my definition for "Cleveland Steamer"

by Thin White Duke November 9, 2016

volkswagen jetta

A car your typical thot drives

Brittany drives a Volkswagen Jetta

by Winternheimer May 27, 2017

The Voldemort

the sexual act in which a man engaging in heterosexual, two person intercourse, fakes an explosive climax near the very beginning, and when the female begins to let her guard down, return and dominate her violently.

hey man, i gave Victoria The Voldemort yesterday.
oh dude, she must have been mad.

by Jack Hawff February 26, 2011

Voltron Nightgown

An electrically-charged condom, powered by a battery.

Theresa? I heard her cooter is so loose, she needs a Voltron Nightgown just to get off.

by Felio July 25, 2009

9-volter

When going down on someone for oralsex and noticing they'e in bad need of a wash. You jump back like you've just put a battery on your tongue!

"It was stinking I was like, aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh 9-Volter!"

by ThomASS June 17, 2003

Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Basically the Captain America of Ukraine.

A comedian and former actor, president Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the hero we need in this godforsaken world.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 4, 2022

voldemort

n. 1) one who enjoys the company of snakes; 2) one who has developed a black, loveless soul over time; 3) one convinced of his own self-worth; 4) one lacking in the ability to relate to others; 5) destroyer of worlds; 6) one who feeds on the dependence of others, yet offers nothing in return; 7) one unjustifiably convinced of his own cleverness; 8) one with few redeeming qualities; 9) a cocky douchebag; 10) one who thinks it is okay to wear/regularly wears navy blue, brown, and black clothing, all at the same time.

"I ran into Voldemort the other day and his long, awkward hug suffocated my will to live."
"Don't worry, you're not the first."
"Yeah, that happened to me too."
"And me."
"Yep, me too."
"It happens to the best of us."

"Hey, how about we pool our money and send Voldemort to therapy?"
"Let's give it to his latest victim instead."

by you are a May 17, 2006