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Vampire Bottom

A kinky term referring to a submissive person who provides little or no expression or movement in response to the stimulations of a dominant person, often by laying silent and motionless during play (like a vampire).
I've met my share of vampire bottoms. Once, I tried flogging, tying, clamping, and even fucking a guy for hours, and I maybe got a single whimper and a twitch the whole time we played.
by The I Like Trains MAN January 15, 2024
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Vampire Living

Made Popular By H. Devampier / Devampier.

Vampire Living or VL.

It is lifestyle renowned for not sleeping at night; instead being proactive or productive. Once the clock hits 00:00; being creative, planning or completing projects are mainly what is implemented. It encourages the quotes of “work hard, play later” even in similar relation to Jim Jones #VampireLife - when it comes to clubbing (night life). It has been an on going lifestyle definition for nearly a decade, but has publicly been exploited since early this year 2020.
Person: “Why were you up at that time?”

- “Cmon Cuz, Vampire Living.“
by Still Vamping September 16, 2020
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Vampire Survivors

Literal dogshit. Does have among us tho. This skibidi toilet concept is just absurd! I mean, seriously, who needs a toilet that doubles as a bizarre piece of entertainment? It's a classic case of prioritizing frivolity over functionality. Sure, we all could use a laugh, but let's not forget the primary purpose of a toilet – it's not a playground or an art installation. Some might argue that it's a creative take on the mundane, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would genuinely want such a thing in their bathroom. Why complicate a simple, practical appliance with unnecessary gimmicks? There's a fine line between adding a touch of fun to everyday life and turning essential items into impractical novelties.
"I hate vampire Survivors, it GYAAAAAAAT!!!!!"
by gtyghghjj January 24, 2024
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Vampire jerk

When the blokes all meet up and give and receive a firm gripped hand job in a circular formation and one of the blokes shoots blood and you proceed to pick up the blood.
Old Tod and Brad were at their local all male brothel and then fucking brad let off a vampire jerk.
by Osama .Bin. Laden. June 22, 2021
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Youth Vampires

People, usually men. Who prey and desire younger people for sex or relationships to appear and or feel younger.
The bar's just filled with those Youth Vampires, just waiting to land another twink to feed on
by Tourkey Lourkey May 21, 2024
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,”, (Vampire Smiley Face)

,”, A vampire smiley face is made of one comma, one quotation mark, and one final comma. No spaces. ,”,
1. ,”, Happy Halloween!

2. ,”, (Vampire Smiley Face) is great!
by CastIronHex August 24, 2025
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Solid Vampire

The act of drilling a hole in the chest of a sexual partner and then inserting your penis in said hole.
My sex life used to bite until I discovered the solid vampire.
by da real pair June 19, 2020
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