cum vault

Noun - A worth while place to deposit ones semen. Most likely a smart, attractive, athletic and wealthy girl.

Noun - "That girl is perfect, I'd love her to have my kids?"
- "Ya, she'd make a good cum vault."

by Butt-nut January 19, 2007

Relationship Vacation

Taking a break from your vacation using given rules that both people in the relationship agree with.

George: Rebecca, let's take a relationship vacation for a while.
Rebecca: How long?
George: Let's say, 3 months?
Rebecca: Fine, but any rules:
George: Yes, no seeing other people.
Rebecca: Cool.

by JoshuaC April 27, 2008

oh vaja

It's the best way to show you don't give a fuck about something.

I have a broken leg
Oh vaja!

by sara la magica November 8, 2017

Cum Vampire

A type of succubus that requires male semen ejaculate to live. Although not immortal like the typical vampire, she does give her "victims" a glimpse into eternal bliss.

She was such a cum vampire that the head of his dick felt like sandpaper once she was done feeding.

by Platonic Plotinus October 13, 2018

Camille Vasquez

An amazing fucking women that is totally gonna fuck up amber turds life

I hope Camille Vasquez destroys amber turd

by Momlicker57 May 20, 2022

Il Vaticano

Il Vaticano is a special chess move, which allows bishops two squares apart to take what's in between them. It's denoted B-O-O-B in standard chess notation.

"what the fuck"
"google Il Vaticano"
"Holy See"

by romner December 28, 2022

smashed up vag

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.

by gibbo317 June 6, 2014