twat mop

another name for a go-tee

Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy

by sss1 January 2, 2008

Doody Twat

A vagina that has had shit wiped into it. Typical of women who wipe back to front.

DEAR GOD, I'M NOT EATING OUT THAT!!! YOU HAVE A DOODY TWAT!!!

by Doody Twat Hater March 16, 2010

Twat wafflery

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.

John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.

by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021

twat yacht

When you are a bigger asshole than a douche canoe

What a douche canoe...
No, stealing all your money and fucking your girl, he's a twat yacht.

by Clasdicchk January 25, 2017

Twat cream

High pitch Eric from the howard stern show pranked a pharmacy looking for twat cream. The heat got to his crack and his pussy smelled.

Hello do you have twat cream?

by Rags317 March 2, 2019

twat muffler

when a man cups a womans vagina with his mouth prior to her queefing in order to muffle the noise.

last night at the party i had to act as a twat muffler for my wife in the bathroom because she was afraid people would hear her queef.

by brewmaster2671 August 25, 2020

Twat Chat

Chatting through direct messages on Twitter.

Theresa: Man, Vivian keeps twat chatting me!
Vivian: Twat chat is fun!

by Cynthia9512Vivian April 22, 2014