Twastard

The word: " Twastard" is a noun and an amalgam of the words: "Twat" and "Bastard." Basically calling a person both insults at once making it a serious swear word and a double revilement. Generally used against males rather than females

"You little twastard, how dare you steal my money." Or, "Look at the right twastard Johnny has turned into."

by Polargo March 20, 2009

Twaftershock

The reverberations felt throughout the Twitter community following an earthquake somewhere.

We get it. There was a minor earthquake somewhere and you felt it and had to tell everyone about it. We felt the Twaftershock thousands of miles away, believe me.

by mfleig March 30, 2009

toaster pastry

when performing anal sex, the man blows his man shake into the anus... thus making a warm and creamy toaster pastry

brandon and danielle just made a delicious toaster pastry in the closet

by RmfB October 7, 2009

Twatter

one who is a twat on twitter

"Did you see steph's last tweet?"
"Yeah she's such a twatter"

by Chester The Molester 94 November 7, 2011

Twister

Something that couples do in their bedrooms with each other
(sex). Word to use for sex so not being so obvious about it.

Me and Stan played twister last at his house after the date

by Di1916 January 3, 2012

Tail-twister

Someone that gets on your nerves so much. But not all at once. They just nibble away at your self control until you eventually stab their face with a rusty pickaxe.

William is such a Tail-twister. He pissed me off so much I stabbed him with my 20 year old pickaxe.

by Michael the random dude March 6, 2008

sick twister

when a guy comes in a girls vagina and uses his toungue to swirl it all around...making a twister effect... he accidently swallows some of it and sick that he swallowed his own come.. barfs on his own dick and proceeds to make his girl lick it off of him

Bob: I had some sick sick twister last night.

by maulas June 20, 2008