Texas Longhorn

When you are lying next to a girl and you finger her with your middle and ring finger, with your thumb on her clit, and your pointer finger and pinky resting on her inner thighs. It looks like the Texas Longhorns' hand signal.

"How do you finger a girl?"

"I just give her the ol Texas Longhorn, makes her cum everytime."

by Robert Atkinson May 30, 2006

texas chili bowl

it involves tobasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.

I don't know what kind of kid would give him a texas chili bowl; I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be on that kid's bad side.

by ButtersFTMFW December 4, 2010

Texas Scramble

A sexual position where the male jams his balls in the females anus and the woman shits out his balls

i gave my wife a dirty texas scramble

by OllieTheolive February 2, 2009

Texas Tow-Truck

When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis

Are those teeth marks

yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck

by My Dixie Recked August 14, 2009

Texas reverse chili dog

A regular chili dog, where one releases fecal matter over breasts. Then straddles the receivers face and commences to roger the boo-bays, while getting a anal lick!

Down here in Texas we have our own chili dog! The Texas Reverse Chili Dog consists of taking a shit on ones boobs then having her lick your ass while you titty fuck her!

by BigC8in" November 10, 2010

Texas Roadhouse

A chain of Texas themed steak restaurants (although it was founded in Indiana and it's currently based in Kentucky). It's known for its bread rolls and buckets of peanuts.

Texas Roadhouse is so much better than Outback Steakhouse.

by awmm December 10, 2018

NEWTON TEXAS

small town in texas..downtown is one city block,a diner a dairy queen and one bar b q place for your dining pleasure. there is one grocery store and a dollar store for your shopping needs.

NEWTON TEXAS is much like Hazzard in the dukes of Hazzard

by lady L October 16, 2008