Telepathetic

Having the ability to see the future of totally useless events and no ability whatsoever to foresee anything useful.

Mary," Sue, I kept dreaming all night about spilled coffee."

Then a coworker walks in laughing about the boss spilled coffee all over his shirt .

Sue asks Mary to pick a lottery ticket and Mary picks a loser.

Sue."Thanks Mary, you must be telepathetic!"

by kaoschikk January 25, 2010

Big Televen

A humorous name for the Big Ten Conference in college football, which actually contains eleven teams.

The Big Televen is made up of big slow teams that can't run with SEC teams.

by yet another football fan December 18, 2009

telehorncob

a telephone, although usually in reference to a cell phone, particularly older, larger models.

I was on the telehorncob till 6am last night, jive talking with this bebe.

by jatin das gupta April 6, 2008

Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a

stunt purse at sketch pad

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps

doing the Prozac Shuffle .

dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

teletext

3. texting someone while both of you are watching the same television program. Commenting on the program being viewed. Prefix coming from word television.

That was so awesome teletexting during "Jersey Shore", it was like we were in the same room.

by Airpace January 21, 2010

telekinigger

A nigger who coons shit with his mind.

telekinigger cooned my wallet from across the room

by Roket-Nigger May 4, 2010

Teleah

A very independent person. Very short temper Impatient and doesn't get along with 9/10 people but has a big heart. Speaks their mind, a little to much but you can always trust her and she is fun to be around.This person is usually bad and thick asl they can be evil. They always worried bout they money nothing else. She never lets insults get to her and is always dreaming. Isreally chill and always have a idc kind of mood. She is bold and not afraid to be herself.

Wow! Teleah is cool asl

by Biggfactss August 16, 2018