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Twat Nugget

A clump of dried bodily fluids or fecal material that is stuck to a woman's bush. It's like a dingleberry but in the front.
Derek is a twat nugget!
You eat your mom's twat nuggets for breakfast.
by The RuKuS January 12, 2020
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twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse
Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”
by milosfishtank January 23, 2021
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Twat whopper

A Twat Whopper is a big ol slingin dick
That Kevin's got a massive twat whopper.
by Tallywhacker Hawn December 16, 2021
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twat-wad

a piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in a woman's pubic hair.
"Taking that twat-wad out of my pubes really hurt."
by kroostergirl February 19, 2012
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intolerable twat

A very irritating person(quite often the male persuasion), acting very rudely
I can not believe how much of an intolerable twat he is being.
by Kris_P December 22, 2016
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Twat McFuck

1. A person who answers something really obvious incorrect
2. A Incredibly annoying person
3. A Person (more commonly a man) with an IQ lower than 69
Some kid: Your face is the size of the football field!
Another kid: Shut up you Twat McFuck
by KnightzFoLife September 4, 2016
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Twitty-twat

A butchy, young-adult female that many people like to consider a heshe. She is rather large in size, and likes to wear tight bright pastel-colored pants that don't flatter her figure and make some people gag at the site. Can be seen, initially, as outgoing but after meeting her, most people quickly find her very annoying and try to avoid her at all cost. She often likes to be characterized as impulsively spontaneous, but most people consider her brainless and indecisive instead. She tends to act like an immature virgin, and is a one beer queer. Ultimately, a twitty-twat is considered very undesirable to males and females, alike. She also possesses many attributes like that of a twitty.
The twitty-twat wants to go to Las Vegas to start her career in prostitution.

Are you sure that twitty-twat is a female? Because she looks like an wretchedly ugly man to me.
by Ataxelationabley on Mar 24, 2011
by Adorablelittlechoochootrain April 11, 2011
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