Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.

Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.

by Remathen July 28, 2021

Ghost Gooning

Ghost Gooning- The act of jerking off publicly without anybody knowing.

I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.

Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.

by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025

Goon

To do various philanthropic activities, such as giving to the homeless, donating to charity, and doing community giveouts or cookouts.

Person1: I've been feeling like gooning recently. I saved up $300 to give out free food.
Person2: Wow. You're such a great gooner

by Butter_Cat June 18, 2025

Hyper-Gooning

A elite form of gooning, in which you have to gorrlia glue your hand and to cover your entire body head to toe in vicks vaporub, it should last anywhere from; 7 hours to 6 days.

It feels better than crystal meth

"Yo dude where were you the past 5 days?"

"Hyper-gooning bitch nigga"

by Dr. GOON January 2, 2025

Moon Gooning

An action in which someone takes the head or skull of a bison or elk and wears it as a hat before covering their entire body with the blood of that animal. They then gather up a group of friends to do the same and enter the woods to masturbate collectively under the moonlight.

Courtesy of the Goons

Hey bro, wanna go moon gooning? Jake just got crunk on that spicy lean so he's up for anything!

by SuperMegaPanda November 14, 2023

Goon Scrolling

When you scroll on a website and Goon at the same time.

I love Goon Scrolling to gay men on twitter.

by diminutives May 5, 2024

Biiz goon

The term "Biiz goon" represents an excessive amount of femboys / females who tend to dick suck said name "Biizirous" They usually lurk in games like The Strongest Battlegrounds, Heroes Battlegrounds, and a server called "Biizcordia."

The term "Biiz goon" represents an excessive amount of femboys / females who tend to dick suck said name "Biizirous" They usually lurk in games like The Strongest Battlegrounds, Heroes Battlegrounds, and a server called "Biizcordia."

by Biizirous January 10, 2025