Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

Swedish torch

When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!

I filed for divorce after John Doe gave me a swedish torch during make-up sex

by Mojay187 July 20, 2024

Swedish Troll

Lying on ones back, a person with testicles will put their legs together and pour swedish gravy over their testicles to simulate swedish meatballs. Some additional gravy will be used in the pubic hair above the penis. The hair is then spiked up like a troll doll's hair.

I heard Joe surprised Bryan with a Swedish Troll.

Zaq was unimpressed by Joe's attempt at a Swedish Troll.

"The Swedish Troll always leaves my testicles feeling sticky, but they smell great!" -Joe

by Skat Warlock July 24, 2024

Swedish Oven

To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.

Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.

by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024

Swedish crashout

When an individual of Swedish origin loses their temper and has a crash out, typically involving verbal insults, slurs, or disparaging remarks toward a person who has made them upset.

person 1: "Did you hear? Leffen called someone he lost against in Guilty Gear a gay retard again."
person 2: "Ah, that sounds like a typical Swedish crashout."

by NaranJuice August 4, 2024

Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.

I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection

by Ausandy October 20, 2023

Swedish brick

A Volvo station wagon from the 100, 200, 700 or 900 Series.

Sven drove his Swedish brick to IKEA, picked up a new bed and listened to ABBA on the way home

by Robert Sanvagene October 25, 2023