sweaty fart

Gas emitting from the minimally wet sphincter. Usually during post workout. Can also occur when one's anus crack is too large to be effectively cleaned, has not been cleaned for a prolonged period and a large Mexican food meal has been consumed.

Dirk Chiseljaw finished his 500 rep bench press and promptly melted his spandex with a sweaty fart.

by WendellFong December 20, 2013

Grey sweats

When you can see a guys junk because of the outline in the sweats.

I hope he wears Grey sweats today cause he's hung.

by Alexus santos October 5, 2016

My eyes are sweating

A retarded way of saying that you’re crying

Me: “are you ok?”
Person: “my eyes are sweating so obviously not”

by Anonymousbitch:) September 20, 2019

sweaty bobby

the act of sticking ones hand down there pants and rubbing it on someones face

Ashton: Bucky, Plumms is really getting on my nerves.

Bucky: Ya I know. I think you should give him a sweaty bobby.

Ashton: I will!

by funny man. April 2, 2010

Pocari Sweat

A Japanese soft drink tasting mildly of lemons, goes for about 800 won typically (in Korea).
Ridiculously popular for its mediocre taste.

"Man, I could really use some pocari sweat right now! This heat is killing me".

by malechi March 6, 2008

sweat moke

A sweat moke is yet annother term for a chav/ned/steek etc. However to be classified as a sweat moke one must be a moke of the highest calibre. Such an individual must wear only the most garish of tracksuits 24/7 have no less than two, 4krt gold studs in his ears, smoke 20 a day, be recieving every cash benefit known to man, never be seen without a peaked cap, walk in a fashion that would put John Cleese to shame and rape the english language every time he opens his mouth.

I was going to drive into school today but some sweat moke painted "LVF" on the roof, stole my tyres, smashed all my windows and gobbed on the seats.

by Francey February 20, 2007

sweat band beanie

The art of having sex with a girl with a bro while one male is wearing a beanie and the other male is wearing a sweat band. One dick in mouth one in vag and girl loving it. Usually leads to pregnancy.

Doyle totally sweat band beanied that chick with Andre.

by Quiett September 14, 2007