Double Sunday

Where you call off on Monday thereby creating a second Sunday.

This job makes me want to take a double Sunday.

by koaguilds December 14, 2020

Sunday

Sunday’s are for hooking up with your friends! No matter who they are, if there down fuck them! Although you must wear a condom or have a very good pull out game you don’t want any kids!

Guy: It’s sunday, you know what we do on sundays!
Girl: Yes I know what we do on sundays!

Guy: Let’s fuck!
Girl: Come here baby!

by anonymous_5431 October 28, 2020

Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020

Sunday’s at grandmas

On a Sunday, go to your grandma’s house, put shredded cheese in your butthole, let melt and then fart.

Friend one: dude! It’s Sunday!
Friend two: Okay I’ll get the cheese grater
Sunday’s at grandmas

by Joesph nuts January 19, 2021

Suicide Sunday

When you (a dad) has his kids for the weekend and takes them back to their mums on Sunday night leaving him feeling lonely, sad and without purpose.

“The weekend has been awesome spent time with my kids now I’ve taken them back to the nut-job it’s suicide Sunday for me”

by Gingeabz February 28, 2021

sunday

the only day of the week that I am free. It's also when I let loose when I play videogames. the feeling of the tomorrow's monday completely fades from my mind, as I have no work to do on this day.

friend: bruuh monday is tomorrow.
me: so that means that it's sunday... YES! FINALLY! I AM FREE FROM THE SHACKLES OF SATAN!

by stankorb April 5, 2021

hot fudge sunday

A delicious dessert that you give a partner who likes to eat ass. It's just a bit of shit topped with whip cream and a cherry...that ur partner eats from your ass YUM.

Want me to give you a hot fudge sunday baby?

by mimosamami April 8, 2021