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stewing

The act of repressing a deuce, usually due to lack of facilities or proper crapper conditions, allowing the feces to develop a more pungent aroma than normal, leading to horrific smelling gas.
I've had this shit stewing for hours, this is gonna reek.
by Jibba22 April 4, 2008
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Stewart

You have not lived till you meet a stewart. Stewarts are the greatest person to be in bad with and has a huge cock all the girl run up to him and all the boys what to be him. Stewarts are very smart.
Stewart is very sexy.
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Charlotte Stewart

Someone who comes onto Urban Dictionary and make definitions just to bully people or prove a point. They also like trucks.
Charlotte: I like big trucks and he dissed them so I'm going to make a definition of his name on Urban dictionary.

Holly: You're such a Charlotte Stewart!
by IShankDeep November 20, 2018
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connor stewart

Connor Stewart is a boy who smashes only the finest of pussys and turns them into kebabs that not even dogs would eat , he is the centre of the earth and pussy.
Connor Stewart fucked me sooooo good 😍
by Connorx January 14, 2016
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stewart

The action of loudly announcing to the whole room that one is about to defecate copiously and then leaving the room to do so.
Dick: "I'm gonna stewart!" *leaves*

Jane: "Why's he got to always stewart us?"
by SilentS February 17, 2008
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rod stewart

An old twat who'd rather play with his model trainset than fuck supermodels.
by Cuntbung October 29, 2003
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Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
by Ted June 16, 2003
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