Beached Whale Status

The moment in which you now no longer resemble a human being but look more like a beached whale ready to take its eternal rest. protocal requires you to update you facebook status to read "beached whale status", but chances are your not gonna get it up there.

**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**

idiot: yo hand me my phone

You: dude i cant im beached whale status right now

by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011

my relationship status

Questionable.

My relationship status?

It's questionable.

(I'm gay.)

by I'm_Gay February 21, 2017

Z status

Extremely extravagent and in depth, difficult to work on, over the top, designed in such a manner as to create a feeling of superiority through complication.

Person 1: man it took three hours to change one spark plug!
Person 2: wow sounds like it was Z status
Person 1: totally...

by Mike Highberger September 18, 2008

stahbro

1)a complete and udder failure

"Man, I really pulled a stahbro on that test that I didn't study for"
"Hey, try not to pull any stahbros today"

by Billy Cromwell January 1, 2009

status

The word used to describe how something is. It can be used positively or negatively.

1. Positive-"Yo that trick was sick status!"
2. Negative-"Thats just gay status."
3. Positive-"That ice cream was hella good status!"
4. Negative-"Dude your house is boring status!"

by sick_status_jman July 24, 2010

Stick Status

An extremely exclusive title given to golfer's that excel at their craft.

Yo man, you shot 68 at Alta on the weekend?! You got Stick Status breh!

by Steep Dogg April 20, 2011

Status Stutter

several status updates that when put together is one stuttering sentence.

6:31 Jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is

Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!

3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.

by Pimbo Slice April 20, 2009