sloppy donk

getting head from a drunk, white girl.

last night this fat bitch gave me a sloppy donk and i proceeded to piss on her face.

by john shafer January 24, 2004

Sloppy Pocket

-noun.

The acting of covertly slipping an ice cube into another's pocket and waiting for said ice cube to melt, creating a large wet spot on his/ her pants.

Karl kept jabbering on for almost five minutes before he realized I gave him a sloppy pocket.

by Lossa Boobays March 22, 2010

sloppopotamus

someone who drinks until blacking out, usually spotted falling over, half asleep but still trying to talk but only mumbling vulgarity, typically quite the whore and can be spotted dancing around with her crusty panties hanging out that she has worn the past week. May or may not be fat like a hippo but deffinately the grimiest bitch at the party.

guy 1: what was that girl I just danced withs name I think it was kerryann or some shit like that.

guy 2: who cares bro she was a complete sloppopotamus

by kurbyy October 31, 2011

sloppy-trudger

the most vile, disgusting, sloshy, runny chestnut-colored diarrhea. You can smell it from miles away.

i opened the girls' bathroom door and the unmistakeable odor of a sloppy-trudger washed over me.

by chicken slayer December 5, 2005

Sloppy Joe

When a girl is on her period, she poops without wiping. Then the guy has anal sex with the girl, and then takes his poop covered penis and sticks it into the girl's vagina. The poop and blood mix to form a red meat-looking substance. The guy then eats it out of the girl, the vaginal lips being like the buns.

My girlfriend makes the best sloppy joes.

by the really real master January 4, 2011

sloppy H

The act of human coitus where one man has intercourse with a woman's mouth and the other has intercourse with her anal or vaginal cavity at the same time. So called because the woman's body makes an "H" shape with both her arms and her knees.

Carrie wouldn't let us leave the room until she was given her promised "Sloppy H".

by clownsuit June 17, 2006

sloppy hood

when a girl has one nasty vagina and it leaks like an old faucet.

sloppy hood you freak.

by Lohla September 8, 2006