salty

Being just incredibly savage...

McKinley: Why is Abbie so mean??
Dana: She was born salty...
Caleb: I reckin you should stop being so salty Abbie...

by IReckinIDontCare August 24, 2017

Canadian Salty Fries

When a girl uses french fries as an anal dildo then sprinkles her pubes on them and eats them.

Andy- Hey man wanna get some Canadian Salty Fries with me?
Josh- Nah man I'm already full from the last time we had those
Andy- Fuck you man! {PUNCH}

by ABuurges January 4, 2013

Feel salty

A phrase people say to someone when they are doing/has done something stupid or embarrassing. Put an emphasize of the word 'feel'.

*your friend trips*
You- Hahhaha! FEEL salty!

Friend- Whats 2 plus 2?
You- did you really just ask that?
Friend- Oh, wait. BLOCK!
You- haha! Feel salty!

by spilledmymilk January 15, 2010

salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

by Jesus June 6, 2003

salty dog

Vodka and grapefruit juice glassed, with salt around the rim.

Pucker up, lads.

by Digs June 30, 2004

salty banana

When your girlfriend is giving you a hand job and keeps going after you ejaulated, causing the seamen to be rubbed all over your dick before sucking it.

Have you ever been with Kylie?
Yeah man! She gives the best salty bananas!

by KillerJo69 November 28, 2016

Salty Pablo

The act of putting salt on a males baby maker, to shrink it to better suit somes needs. Makes small size, can fit in lil holes.

Erin was being a lil bitch and started to complain, so I better suited her needs and gave her a salty pablo in the ear hole. PERFORATION in the EAR DRUM

by Josh Rivera August 21, 2006