smack mackin

When a pathetic wuss of a man gets dominated by a freaky bitch who's into that. Usually involves smacking and macking interchangeably.

Dave, what are all those bruises on your back?

Oh, the wife was in a foul mood last night, so I got some smack mackin. It was friggin' awesome

by Megaloman March 11, 2008

Smack Sally

A woman who shoots speed balls directly into her heart. She also eats cats.

That bitch was such a Smack Sally, she ate her own baby.

by Smack Sally the Second August 16, 2008

Smack Awesome

When something it so full or awesomeness you just have to smack it.

Leannah: You're smack awesome kidd
Angel: REALLY?!?
Leannah: YES! *smack*

by LeannahPanda October 2, 2008

Smackadoo

When you smack a part of your body i.e your bum or head or leg, and exclaim loudly.

If someone is happy or excited they will smack their leg and exclaim and that is what Smackadoo is.

by lollipop33 May 26, 2009

Smack Faily

someone who fails at getting laid. its not a nickname, its an insult

yea, i was macking on this bitch, and i totally smack faily'ed it

by xxsaproxx October 28, 2010

Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.

Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.

by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012

Nipple Smack

(v) To be hit with a female nipple and tit, generally in the face.

1. I scared that old lady and she turned around quickly and nipple smacked me accidently.

2. I think that stripper just nipple smacked me!

by Sustained Euphoria May 4, 2009