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Only the satellites know

The answer to all lifes quetions and mysteries.
Jack - Wheres my other sock.

Jill - Only the satellittes know.

James - John you were really pissed last night what happened after I left the party.

John - I was soo pissed Only the satellites know.
by vowvs November 4, 2012
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Roller Skate

The act of getting excessively drunk and moving about a party with a fluid feeling as if you were the "Man."
Friend: "Nigga you didn't get no hoes last night, u was way too drunk."

Me: "NIGGA!!! ....NIGGA!!!.........NIGGAAAA!!! You know you seen me on my 'Roller Skate.' I was 'Roller Skatin' all around that club, all the hoes wanted me."

Friend: "Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy."
by jimbob213 August 17, 2010
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skateboarding

the shittest sport ever, is far from better than sex! BMX is tons better, and if u dissagree, I'll stab u with a spork!!!!
ME: dude, skateboarding sucks... OTHER GUY: yes, and anyone who skates is a stupid fuck!!!
by Jimmy Smith March 12, 2005
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skateboarding

skateboarding is gay and people only do it to try and get girls and be cool!which there not.. if u want to know a cool sport do BMX.its a lot better than skakteboarding.
"Im cool because i skateboard. u see this scar, i got it from trying to kickflip a set of stairs.o by the way i really got this scar from playing with my self"
by ur mom has it March 13, 2005
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cat slater

An expression uttered on departure. Synonym for "goodbye". An elision of the common phrase "catch you later".
Derived from a popular, fat, Eastenders character. Neo-cockney rhyming slang originating from South East London, the most gangstar of areas. Often used by thegerrid. Alternative spelling: "cats later"
"i gotta go, i'm touching cloth baby!"
"cat slater"
"yer"
by thegerrid February 27, 2005
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Skate Nache

im going to make an entry on urbandictionary.com
Skate Nache: see josh anderson
by Kevin Fretwell January 5, 2008
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kentucky skateboard

the act of taking a shit on your partners chest then thrusting your foot along as you would ride a skateboard.
duuuuuude, i was banging this chick last night and after i finished, she said she wanted a kentucky skateboard...
by jasonthrust August 15, 2010
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