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Itchy and Scratchy

A fun name for a man’s ballsack
“You kicked me right in Itchy and Scratchy!”
by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020
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[scrotch]

a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer's burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words "smear" and "crotch"
"Yes, sir, please don't yell, I heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, I will fix that right up for you..." The cashier turns to the cook and whispers assuredly in his hear "...scrotch'em..." The cook grins maliciously, yells "i got'em!" unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss...moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered...or so they think..."come back'n see us now!" the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food...what goes around comes around...
by gg.rub June 27, 2006
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scrotchy

An elastic band designed for keeping oversized scrotums from hanging too low. Similar to "scrunchie" elastic hair bands, but designed specifically for the testicles.
Mike has to put on his scrotchy before the basketball game so his balls don't hang out the bottom of his shorts
by turkeystuffer May 23, 2009
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Scratch-off

1. Males (usually teens) may sometimes develop moles on their genitalia. Prompting them to scratch off the uncomfortable "growth spurt." Therefore many boys refer to these moles as "Scratch-offs."
2. There have been many instances when thugs have stolen cars by scratching off the film around the windows. This is a technique specifcally used on Black Camaros and has become known, quite fittingly, as a "Scratch-off."
3. A specific type of lottery known as a "Scratch-off" requires you to scratch off plastic in order to reveal your prize. Many people use coins so that the plastic does not become stuck under their fingernails.
1.

Thomas: Enrique! Last night while getting a BJ my girl found the grossest Scratch-off!
Enrique: Dude, that's gross as heck man. Why am I still friends with you...?
2. Yo, last night a couple of the guys from the bar totally pulled a Scratch-off on Bill Gates' car!
3. Hey, you're 18, let's go buy a Scratch-off!
by Andre Feinman July 24, 2017
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Scratch Warrior Cats

A part of the site on the website scratch.mit.edu with some of the weirdest people. Every OC there looks the same, as if they use a template, or copy original artwork, and they make clans that no one understands. Some examples of popular ones are DaisyKitty, FunkyFunny, rainbxw_cloudz, MinecraftKitten2, --CappuccinoCat--, Wolf-scar etc.
Scratcher 1: Alright, let's log on to Scratch.

Scratch Warrior Cat: *comments on profile* Hey! Wanna join my very cool cat clan uwu owo x3

Scratcher 1: Uh...

Scratch Warrior Cat 2: Cmon, join the electri clan X3!

Scratcher 1: Can you leave me the fuck alone?

Scratcher 2: It seems you have ran into some Scratch Warrior Cats. Just try to ignore them, K?

Scratcher 1: Will do...
by fuckinghatemylife August 31, 2021
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Stretch Panic

A Very Shitty Game Made By The Treasure Co LTD.

Stretch Panic received very mixed reviews, mostly negative. GameGo! magazine featured the game on the cover of its first issue, and gave it a rave review, while Electronic Gaming monthly gave it an average score of 4.9 out of 10. Reviewers praised its creativity but derided the simple gameplay and graphics, bland non-bosses stages, and unusual controls. The game suffered from poor sales, and quickly fell in price at retail, with Electronics Boutique selling the game for $4.99 within a year of its release.

Unlike many Treasure games, which often suffer mixed reviews, but maintain a cult status, Stretch Panic is usually considered by fans to be among Treasure's weaker efforts. Treasure's next 3D platformer, Wario World for the Nintendo GameCube, was created mostly by members of the Stretch Panic staff, and was much more commercially and critically successful.

Overall:Shitty
Linda:OMG I GOT TO LEVEL 9 IN STRETCH PANIC!
Bob:WOW......Only Fags Play Stretch Panic!,
If Your Looking For A Good Game By Tresure Co. LTD. Play Wario World Its Awesome
by Seagulls of Satan September 26, 2008
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