Chicken of the Sea

The one type of non-perishable food that Jessica Simpson refuses to understand.

Jessica Simpson(reffering to Chicken of the Sea): I'm confused; Is it chicken, or is it fish?

by MzKe March 16, 2009

the red sea

the act of when a girl has her period without telling a guy, and tricks him into eating her out

dude last night my girl wanted me to eat her out, turns out it was a bad case of the red sea

by corcor99 June 29, 2009

Skanky Sea Slut

A common beach hooker that hangs out at the waterfront all day hoping to snag a man with her 50ft man-pole. Most likely never fully washes all the sand out of her vagina/mangina or bathes otherwise than in the sea water, therefore rendering her skanky and useless to mankind.

Little Tommy exclaimed "Look mommy! I think I see a Skanky Sea Slut in the water."
"No, little Tommy that is just Paris Hilton."

by cadillac-poosey August 26, 2006

Water Retaining Sea Cow

A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.

"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

married to the sea

The daily webcomic by the creators of Toothpastefordinner and Natalie Dee, generally a little off-the-wall and at least chuckle-invoking. Each update is a Victorian-style drawing (thing) with the punchline generally being delivered by the text.

"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.

"Oh god. People are still reading Hamlet? Jesus. I wrote that shit in like one fortnight. I owed some people some money, you know what I'm saying? Shakespeare got to get paid, son."

The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.

by Hans le Noir October 22, 2006

Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth

John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Lo Que Sea

I know how to say it, but I'm not exactly sure how to spell it. I'm pretty sure that's correct. Now to the meaning: Lo que sea means "Whatever." You can use it in a variety of ways.

1. "Boricua,cubano,negro! Lo que sea, ya tu sabes!" Pitbull (rapper) is saying, Puerto Ricans, Cubans, Blacks, whatever, you know! (From the song What You Gon' Do (Latino Remix))

2. Girl: Que quieres hacer? What do you want to do)
Boy: lo que sea...
Because we know guys don't really care.

3. Girl 1: Tu mamas en vida! (You suck at life)
Girl 2: Lo que sea pendeja! pendejo

by Reneeeeeeeeeeee August 10, 2006