Salman Dawdledie

The lesser-known author-contemporary of the infamous Islam-basher; he merely wrote a mildly-doubtful-toned work regarding the religion and its followers, and so Iranian leaders didn't actually place a bounty on his head; they merely wanted to question him on his "motivation 'n' motives" surrounding the book. He therefore just quietly withdrew from the public eye and slowly travelled to a remote part of the country where he wasn't known well, and then lived out his remaining days in humble anonymity on the modest proceeds from his book.

I wonder if Salman Dawdledie enjoyed fishing during his retirement years?

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

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Slmondander

the act of putting a salmon in a penis

my girlfriend gave me a slmondander in the shower last night, it hurt

by nevan tom November 18, 2018

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Salmon • salmoning • salmonella • salmoned • Salmon helmet • salmon canyon • salmon slappers • salmonberry • Salmoneus • Salmon arm

Salonti

means Expensive Sports car

Look at ma fresh Salonti she's a speedster.

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

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Salonya

means Salon

Dat woman stay at da hair salonya.

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

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Salmana Roka

A smelly fish, with a tiny penis who loves his own gender. Has dead jokes and chills with people younger than him. He also finds it normal to call girls younger than him fit and peng.

Boy: “Salmana Roka stinks of fish, doesn’t he?”
Friend: “Doent he, everybody knows he had the smallest penis in England!”

by Ashy Mama December 22, 2018

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