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Enragement ring

A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
Enragement ring by Bryan Gilbreath September 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 16, 2009
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nose ring 

A piercing on the nose, usually a small stud, and more girls than boys have them
I totally love my new nose ring!
nose ring by JohnnyBoy67 September 20, 2006
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calling your buds and letting the phone ring once before hanging up. this is used following a sporting blunder by your rival and their favorite team. as if the ESPN mocking wasnt enough anyone who gets one ringed feels the pain even longer
Joey-You see the Sox lost in the 9th last night?
Charlie-Ya i got one ringed like 7 times
one ring by Swedes August 22, 2008

Diamond ring 

The act of a man ejaculating into a woman's anus.
Jonny gave Sarah a diamond ring.
Diamond ring by Superman1989 May 31, 2009

Sweedish Tea Ring 

Round bumpy inflamed skin around anus after hours of anal intercourse.
That bitch with the bowling pin in her ass has a sweedish tea ring.
Sweedish Tea Ring by Joey O June 2, 2004

enter the ring 

(v.) To make clear one's intentions to fight. Etymology: combat sports ring.
He entered the ring to show he was not scared of fighting the man in blue.
enter the ring by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

married without a ring 

A rare occurrence when a couple (usually under the age of what is considered the "average" marital age-this can vary as various people choose various times to get married(in this instance, something like 17-18 years old)) is very close together, to the point of being like a typical married couple. This kind of relationship involves actual Love, as opposed to mere lust.

Such a relationship is indescribable, except for being impossible to break up.
fred: have you heard about Ivan and Jill?
fred #2: yeah, i know... i thought they were just dating, but have you seen the way they are together? its like they dont give a sh*t about anything else...
fred: they must be married without a ring or something...