Richard Madeley

When something in everyday life is excruciatingly annoying or idiotic.

Having spent 4 hours cooking the most exquisite meal, your husband trips up and drops it all over the floor - well that’s a Richard Madeley

I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley

When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley

People who walk slowly are such Richard Madeleys

by Hector McGinley August 20, 2024

Richard you coming?

When you an a group of people are doing something you shouldn't be and you hear or see someone you say the phrase above And everyone acts normal

*you and your friends are vaping in the school bathroom and someone walks in*

Friend 1: who is it?

Friend 2: i don't know lemme see

Friend 2: shit Yo Richard you coming?

Friend 1: *pretends he's taking a piss* yea one second.

by Havjdihw December 8, 2017

Richard Fulloway

A delusional person who believes that the world was created by the flying spaghetti monster.

"You know that guy, Eric Manson?"
"Oh yeah, he's a real Richard Fulloway."

by thatgirlfromspace June 12, 2009

Richard

An emotionally unavailable person who enjoys behaving like a cunt. He is a walking red flag and you should avoid him at all costs.

Oh, you got played? It must have been a Richard

by Toccy May 30, 2022

Richard

The male version of a ‘Karen’

A customer asked to see my manager because I told him he couldn’t use expired coupons, he was being such a Richard

by BNHarr5 October 28, 2020

Richard

goofy accord to Vam by Eric Reprid

“That boy a fucking goofy, he a Richard”

by Juicee Vontee April 6, 2022

Richard of Arabia

An apparently bro-British multi millionaire politician who fearmongers about Islam taking over the UK, but now resides in Dubai.

It's Richard of Arabia, apparently he doesn't love the UK enough to live there and is happy to live under Shakira Law in Dubai whilst spreading hate about non British people

by Reformltd February 16, 2025