quarancock

When you have potential exposure to an infectious virus and you go into 14 day quarantine where all you do is sit and home and rub the skin off your cock

Bro it's been 10 days and I have the worst case of quarancock! Can you pick me up some vaseline and leave it on my door step?

by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

Quaranstream

Shows you stream while in quarantine.

Q: Hey what should I quaranstream?
A: Oh you should totally binge Criminal Minds, Greys Anatomy, Gossip Girl, and House MD!

by 0924Curran March 22, 2020

Quarantinable

The high level of which one is desirable to spend an extended period of time locked up in seclusion together.

Regan is so chill and quarantinable. I could just spend an eternity with her on this mountain.

by idsign23 March 24, 2020

Quaranshopping

Shopping done to get ready for a quarantine exercise.

People indulged in mass quaranshopping after the PM announced a nationwide lockdown to contain coronavirus spread.

by carnivas March 25, 2020

Quarantine'cation

The act of federal government imposed and regulated self quarantine for a extended duration longer than 7 days,so no work becomes a 7 day vacation.

The president of US told my company to allow me to work from home; but I ended up going to beach & watching Nextflix during the whole Quarantine'cation period!

by Coastalgent72 March 25, 2020

Quarantino

Just serve the sentence at home with COVID19. Then I got the idea for a film. “My life with COVID19® quickly became a director. Love my name. "Quarantino"

QUARANTINO, I’m a COVID19 director in home prison.

by Quarantino March 25, 2020

quarantine 15

as a result of being in quarantine, you don't get any exercise and gain 15 kilograms/pounds. you can use any number from 13-119, but generally its 15. the name comes from the term "freshman 15", when freshmen don't have anyone to cook for them and they eat nothing but mcdonalds and starbucks muffins.

"Man, Dave came down with a case of quarantine 15."
"Yeah, I've done nothing but gaming and watch tv, I have the quarantine 30

by armageddon ham March 25, 2020