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PurpleBalls

When you cum so hard that your balls start to hurt in agitating pain. Usually from the result of LOTS of cum.
*cums* OOWW.. literally i have PurpleBalls
by Depressed Cheese December 5, 2018
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Abrahms Pursuit

An intensely difficult and particularly evil piece written for concert band by David Holsinger.

Coming in at just about 174 beats per minute this heart-racing piece spells hell in big, red, capitol letters in an obscenely large font for all those who have to play.

It features flutes and trumepts in an epic battle-type mayhem with its main melody switching every few bars to create an exciting but extremely confusing piece.
Band instructor: Alright, lets try this piece by David Holsinger.
Band: What's it called?
Band Instructor: (Tentatively) Abrahms Pursuit
Band: DEATH!
by AbrahmsPursuitCasualty March 19, 2008
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purple winged bat

The sistas pussy looked like a purple winged bat.
by Hugh Jass October 31, 2003
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Purdie

The definition of PURDIE is "Pretty"
Wow, she's Purdie!
by wageorge December 8, 2009
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purple cobra

Penis with a large, swollen, purple head due to being constrained in a bondage device. The head (glans penis) turns purple and swells from lack of circulation. While it doesn't flatten like a cobra's hood, the head does swell so it becomes larger similar to a cobra's hood.
He put the cock ring on too tight and now he's got a purple cobra.
by Bucko McCane May 19, 2006
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It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.
"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"
by Kay-Cizzle April 24, 2006
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word puritan

A closed-minded person who sees all language in black and white with no exceptions. They are sticklers for one dictionary as their lone authority on every word. They are anal sticklers about language and they refuse to accept any new slang words as legitimate additions to a certain language. Esp., English.
The Scrabble buff was a "word puritan" and he refused to accept any coinage of a new word that was not from his authoritative source.
by ZonaCat Hansen October 30, 2010
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