velvet painting

Velvet Painting is a term used to describe an absolutely shitty situation. It can also be used to describe anything trashy as the name “velvet painting” naturally implies trashiness. The term Velvet Painting is usually used when something conjures up an image that is disturbing.

Friend: So I passed out in my bra and underwear last night after blowing my Uber driver.

Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.

by Nurse MJ March 25, 2018

Spray painted

The act of leaving marks of fecal matter on the side of the toilet bowl.

Who spray painted the upstairs bathroom?

by AdamBell2523 May 5, 2020

spicy paintball

The name of the rubber mace filled bullets shot at peaceful protesters during the riots. It hurts more than it burns

u/FancyTickleNips: I got shot with a spicy paintball, this isn’t getting us anywhere.

by Casual Portal Player May 30, 2020

Picasso's Paintbrush

When you have sex with a girl and pop her cherry causing her to bleed. When you pull out you have what seems to be a paintbrush dipped in red paint.

"Hey, was she a virgin?"
"Yeah, she gave me a Picasso's Paintbrush!"

by ArealMasterpiece July 20, 2009

stir the paint

Having sex with a woman while she's one her period.

It's Susan's time of the month again, I hope she'll let me stir the paint tonight.

by Harry Bullocks October 3, 2011

Kandy Paint

a paint thats really glossy and u can get it in kandy blue, kandy apple red,etc its mostly used in the south on impalas, cadillacs etc.

paul wall in sittin sidewayz: that kandy paint drippin off that ol' school impala

by TinaMarie September 17, 2005

printing d's

This is when a guy slaps his junk on top of a printer and makes copies of his dick.

printing d's- Hey man do you want a copy of my dick

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014