shit pole

when a female knows that you like her then jumps into a relationship and everybody knows about it and she does not give a single fuck about your feelings also she will let you suffer in pain while she spends time with her man and not even check up on you she also goes out and party gets drunk and does dangerous shit

That female sani.fav is a goddamn shit pole she jumped into a relationship and let another man who liked her suffer while she takes them backshots from that light skin lonzo ball as nigga

by saysfuck.shit December 13, 2020

Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

by nachotaco February 22, 2023

Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

Dr Pole

Someone who has poo breath, like a sewer.

"Blimey, has someone let one off?" "No, it's his breath. He is a Dr Pole."

by RamboNAN September 7, 2025

South Pole Elf

An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.

"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."

by Kind Cruelty November 20, 2021

Pole Class

Selling handjobs while wearing elbow-length white satin gloves.

Had my first pole class tonight and it totally kicked my butt!

by literate_white_trash April 24, 2015

pole milk

Semen. Sperm. Spunk.

Janet likes the taste of Justin's pole milk.

Justin delivered a sample of his pole milk to the urologist after his vasectomy.

by ElSpoonage March 31, 2018