sucker pole 

Where an enterprising bike thief has removed bolts securing a pole to the bottom, but kept the pole for the cyclist to lock up to...like a sucker.

Always make sure you're not locking to a sucker pole!

sucker pole by NigelM November 30, 2018

South pole freeze

the act of punching the testicles during a blowjob

I thought i was in love untill she gave me a south pole freeze.

South pole freeze by swooooooooooooosh December 3, 2018

South Pole Surprise 

When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.

"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."

South Pole Surprise by yakeyT July 22, 2019

Puff Pole 

A pole puffer is someone engaging in the activity pole puffing. Pole on pole action, or just a pole fiddler.

Oi wizzle get over here and puff my pole, shit off ste you fat nerd i dont puff pole you nonce.

Puff Pole by Lethal Wizzle 1995 November 5, 2019

Icicle Pole 

A deceased man's erect penis.

"Rumour has it Chris likes to stick his tongue to the icicle pole." or "Did you hear? Amber got fired from the hospital for riding the icicle pole."

Icicle Pole by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

No-pole-an 

When your dick is so small your in biology class in hopes of stealing a microscope to help you masturbate.

Jeff: "Hah! Jones is a biology major!"
Jake: "LMAO what a No-pole-an LOL!"

No-pole-an by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020

12 pole 

A 12 gauge shotgun usually pump action

I’m finna run up with the 12 pole

12 pole by KillerPeaches June 1, 2020